“If you put it into your body it turns into urine”

By Chris Dawson August 20, 2013 - 10:15 am

We’ve all seen the occasional feedback comment or review that goes that little bit too far and Amazon is no exception when it comes to hilarious comments. Now Amazon have gathered a selection and published them on a “Funny Review” page.

One customer complains that their banana slicer bends to the left while all their bananas bend to the right, whilst another reviewing milk says “They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine”

Banana Slicer

If you didn’t think Amazon had a sense of humour you were wrong… what’s the funniest feedback comment or review that you’ve ever seen?

  • Stuart
    4 years ago

    A good one for us is the ‘spheres’ purchased are too round!

  • Carl
    4 years ago

    Review for: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml


    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)


  • superhans
    4 years ago

    If we were in prison I would protect you in the showers.

  • Boho Mama
    4 years ago
  • Cambridge_Blue
    4 years ago

    Some of these are truly priceless.
    Made a change from the usual feedback…
    Made my day!

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