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eBay Tony: Have you seen this man? #ebaytonywatch

By Dan Wilson June 12, 2013 - 1:05 am

Over the last few days, there’s only been one man on eBay that keeps popping up. It’s Tony. The new face of Buyer Protection. Have you seen him? Do you trust him?

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What do we know about Tony? Why should we trust him? Have you met him or spoken to him? Who is he?

We need to know more. Keep ’em peeled. #ebaytonywatch

  • Stuart
    4 years ago

    He popped up the day eBay were on Watchdog which I thought odd. They ran a piece on a guy not getting his money back on a faulty helicopter from a private seller. I’m guessing its some PR to balance that bad press out!

  • Sarah
    4 years ago

    He’s very good looking, I’d trust him!

    • 4 years ago

      Sarah when did you last have your eyes tested?

      Remember the old saying “Would you buy a Second Hand Car from this man?” I think that my answer would be “No”

  • Mary
    4 years ago

    I think he looks totes amazeballs, I’m sure I’ve seen him on TOWIE as Mario’s stand in

  • Christine
    4 years ago

    His smile lines around his eyes were photoshopped in…he’s not really that cheerful in real life!

  • Steve
    4 years ago

    Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him… all we know is, he’s called eBay Tony

    • Danny
      4 years ago

      I need a LIKE button! Good one!

  • Kim
    4 years ago

    Hasnt there been other faces on ebay for over a year? #moveon

  • JD
    4 years ago

    He used to work at the chip shop in town. He wore a suit then, knew he wouldn’t last.

    Think he was replaced by a guy called Elvis.

    Makes a change from the ‘your in safe hands’ lady – the one that looks like the receptionist at the Vasectomy Clinic.

  • Sharon
    4 years ago

    Any chance of a signed photo Tony? Lol

  • Lola
    4 years ago

    Sexy man ;) Could I buy him?!

  • northumbrian
    4 years ago

    the silly sods laughing because were the daft buggers who pay for this wonderful promise

  • John
    4 years ago

    Hi all this is my nephew and yes i would trust him and he does smile a lot.

    Cheers Tony

  • Jimbo
    4 years ago

    You could put your cup of tea on Tony’s flat head. Is bald extra sexy?

    • Steve
      4 years ago

      In the words of Graham Norton, I really like tony!

  • Glenn
    4 years ago

    I think I bought double glazing off him. Either that or he was the guy with a suitcase full of polish, bushes, dusters, combs and other similar items. I’m sure he has called at my door at one time or another.

    Got it!

    He wanted to save me thousands by switching my internet, gas, electricity and telephone.

    You Gotta switch!

  • northumbrian
    4 years ago

    tony is really a slimmed down dan wilson without a wig

  • Jimbo
    4 years ago

    Wasn’t Tony the shopkeeper in Mr Benn?

  • elvis
    4 years ago

    Everytime I log in to ebay I get that message. Tony is pretty annoying lol.

    Conincidentally, I’ve had a few disputes opened against me, in a number of days since Tony popped up. Usually i’d only get a few every few months.

  • Steve
    4 years ago

    so that is what ‘Fast & Free’ is really about then

  • Joe
    4 years ago

    I spoke to a Tony in eBay CS in Dublin a few weeks ago. He was quite rude and talked over me a lot.

    I wonder if it’s the same chap.

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