Tips for buying Wimbledon Men’s Final Tickets on eBay: Federer vs. Murray

After due consideration, as eBay experts, we have very clear advice to anyone contemplating bidding up and spending enormous sums for tickets on eBay to see a historic Wimbledon Men’s final between Andy Murray and Roger Federer.

Don’t. << That is our advice.

The risk of rip-off is too great. The chances of grabbing a bargain are nil. Buy a bottle of Pimm’s, a sprig of mint (plus a cucumber, lemon and orange) and a gallon of lemonade and watch from home. And spend the rest of the money you don’t get ripped off for on a holiday in Tuscany.

If you still have money left over, feel free to send a crate of wine to Tamebay HQ. (Details on request.)